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18 December 2008 @ 09:51 pm
Saw this because of By and it made me want to watch Twilight :D :D :D

SOBRANG LAFTRIP HAHA!!!!! :)) :)) :))

TWILIGHT

(Kanto Version)


Kasi pare ganito daw yun. may isa daw babae na hot daw pare. pero maputla siya kasi hindi siya inalagaan ng nanay niya pare. tapos pare emo daw siya kasi nga daw hindi siya mahal ng mundo at para siyang patay na bata na galit sa mundo. tapos pare, lumipat daw siya ng tirahan kasi daw masyado daw siyang emo para sa luma niyang tirahan. sabi niya sa nanay niya "tangina mo nay gusto ko lumipat kay tay". tangina pare hindi nagalit nanay niya. Sabi lang ng nanay niya "tangina mo pare wag ka magmura".

so lumipat siya sa tatay niya di ba? pagkarating niya dun sabi niya, "tangina erpat bakit maulan dito?" sabi ng erpat niya "gago "bur" months na! malamig na tangena". so nagtaka yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating "babaeng maputla at emo".

so pumasok siya sa school di ba? binigyan siya ng truck ng tatay niya pare. sabi ng tatay niya "tangina mo sa'yo na tong truck ko". sabi niya "salamat tay".

pagkarating niyang school tsong, may nakita siyang lalaking mukhang bangkay pero pogi. sakto. pogi pero mukhang bangkay. sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "hot pare".

nung chem lab na ni babaeng maputla at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partner niya yung poging bangkay. so nung tinignan siya nung poging bangaky, ang asim ng mukha nito. mukhang nandiri ata kay babaeng maputla at emo.

sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina KA". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina NIYA oh *tumuro sa teacher nila*". Sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "oo nga noh. TANGINA MO". sabi ni poging bangkay "tangina mo gago bampira ako".

tapos naghubad siya ng damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasi linagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun na ang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba. Puta pare sarap niyang isanla sa pawnshop feeling ko kikita ako ng malupet sa kanya! Isipin mo shining shimering ang gago! so anyways pare na in love si babaeng maputla at emo kay poging bangkay. Si poging bangkay naman sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. so ayun. Angshweet shweet nila. parang:

"eow poh... ahihihihi"

"bebe mwahugz,..... ^^, ilabshooo"

so tapos nun nagpunta sila sa damuhan kasi.... alam mo na. tapos sabi ni poging bangkay "ikaw na buhay ko ngayon" sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "tangina mo gago patay ka na". sabi ni poging bangkay "TANGINA KA".

so basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng nangyari sa buong storya. intense noh? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao.


 
 
03 December 2008 @ 10:37 pm
NEW ALBUMS FROM SNOW PATROL> GUNS 'N ROSES AND OASIS!!!!!! 

Snow Patrol- A Hundred MIllion Suns

Guns 'N Roses- Chinese Democracy

Oasis- Dig Out Your Soul



Enjoy :D
 
 
Current Mood: bouncywhoa!
Current Music: Engines- Snow Patrol
 
 
30 November 2008 @ 10:27 am
 damn . . .
 
 
Current Music: Marching Bands in Manhattan- Death Cab For Cutie
 
 
19 November 2008 @ 07:40 pm
The most emo/martyr Christmas song for me:

Last Christmas
by WHAM!
Last christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special


Last christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special



Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me (Happy Christmas)
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you"
I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again

Last christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away (you gave it away)
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special (special)

A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
My god I thought you were
Someone to rely on. Me?
I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart
Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again

Last christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away (you gave it away)
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away (you gave it away)
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special (special)

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart (gave you my heart)
A man under cover buy you tore him apart
Maybe next year I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special


HAHAHAHA!!!!! :DDD 
Still catchy though :)) :)) :))
AND CHRISTMAS IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDD Be happy please!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD 

  The season were you spend cold nights with your loved ones :))))))))))
Simbang Gabi, puto bumbong, CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDD, CHRISTMAS BREAK!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD

FEEL THE CHRISTMAS AIR I DEMAND IT -__________-
Damn it I'm excited :DDDDDDDDDD


 
 
Current Mood: ecstaticEXCITED!!!!
Current Music: Carol Of The Bells
 
 
19 November 2008 @ 06:45 pm
Oh no im scaring myself on the way home I was singing womanizer in the car  o_O
 
 
Current Mood: weirdkill me
 
 
13 November 2008 @ 10:43 pm
Starring Upside-down Idiotically(Ranting)

- Interpol is connecting
- Accounting what are you doing to me
- Missing out on archeology next week(damn sayang brittish prof pa naman :p )
- Sprain sucks(hope its just a sprain)
- Try, no, BE more empathic
- Under stress
- PRAY MORE 
- Indecisiveness will kill you
- Damn it be more chivalrous
 
 
Current Mood: morosei don't know
Current Music: Heinrich Maneuver-Interpol
 
 
09 November 2008 @ 01:51 am
I hate my sched.......
 
 
Current Mood: sadsad
 
 
04 November 2008 @ 11:18 pm
After Eating A Lot at Dinner

Day's end
opening the closet

Nudging out the loose ends
'trying to recline peacefully

Beddings are ready
everybody has gone asleep

Just me
ending my day

Accepting the events
learning from the mistakes
omitting minute junk
until the coming of

Some light and heartwarming breakfast
 
 
Current Mood: confusedummm
 
 
02 November 2008 @ 10:06 pm
I AM  
CRAVING
 
 
Current Mood: anxiousanxious
Current Music: I Miss You-Incubus
 
 
01 November 2008 @ 09:43 pm
Still happy :)))))))))))))))))
 
 
Current Mood: ecstaticHaaay